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As Patrick Shaughnessy, appearing in the strip as 'the Cartoonist', has explained on many occasions, he can't draw, and he makes up the story as he goes along. All of the characters are simple shapes that he creates using a cheap paint program - more complicated objects are represented by simpler stand-ins (a sheep, for instance, appears as a rectangular place-holder marked "Insert Sheep") or not represented at all. Despite these seemingly discouraging signs, Triangle and Robert has gained a cult following. The appeal of the strip seems to lie chiefly in its sophisticated humor, which is rife with popular culture references and self-reference.

Triangle and Robert takes place in a world in which the dominant species is a race of polygons. This world has a rich archaeological history, with evidence of other past dominant races, including humans. The world is located in a universe whose basic physical structure is one of pudding, and ' cuisine magic' plays an important role, the chief keepers of cuisine magic being the 'sentries', one for each major food group .

The chief plot centers around a struggle over which species will continue to dominate Triangle and Robert's world. The adventures we read take place during a prophesied 'Time of the Oval', an epochal turning point during which control of the planet is likely to shift. Species that seem to be in the running for dominance include polygons, sheep, possibly humans, pharmaceuticals, and monosodium glutamateMonosodium glutamate commonly known as MSG is a salt of sodium with glutamic acid. It is best known for its use as a flavour enhancer. In its pure form it appears as a white crystalline powder; when dissolved in water (or saliva) it rapidly dissociates in.

A major subplot of Triangle and Robert involves the Cartoonist and his relation to his creations. This is sometimes manifest as bickering between characters in the strip and the Cartoonist over his writing and drawing skills. More significantly, there are allusions to unrest in the world of polygons over how poorly they are drawn. Demonstrations are sometimes held in an effort to get rid of the cartoonist and return to a world free from his artistic limitations. On one occasion, Triangle confronted this issue of creator vs creation by beginning his own comic stripThis article is about the comic strip, the sequential art form as published in newspapers and on the Internet. There is a separate article about The Comic Strip, the British comedy group. A comic strip is a short strip or sequence of drawings, telling a s, "Dot and Other Dot", but the characters soon escaped his control, and began their own comic, "Caroonist Guy". This ontologicalThis article is about the philosophical meaning of ontology . For the term in computer science, see ontology (computer science). In philosophy, ontology is the most fundamental branch of metaphysics. It is the study of being or existence as well as the ba dispute was eventually abandoned when Triangle and Robert were called away on another wacky adventure.

Characters:

• Triangle (a triangle) - The protagonist, and the 'chosen one' of the Time of the Oval. With Robert, he runs a 'Wacky Scheme Consultant' business.

• Robert (a rhombus) - Triangle's sidekick, and the source of much zaniness. His schemes, always wacky, often verging on absurd, work out a surprising amount of the time.

• Cube (a cubeCube may denote one of the following. Cube (geometry) — a shape in three or higher dimensions. Cube (arithmetics) — the third power of a number. Cube (movie — a 1997 Canadian movie. Nissan Cube — a type of car. Nintendo GameCube, often referred to as cube) - An archaeologist who has been involved in researching the history of their world. He is somewhat secretive, and extremely skeptical of the cartoonist and his perceived bumblings.

• Orpuddex (a ghost-shape) - The Pudding-Watcher, keeper of the Pudding Factory of the Dead, and sentry of the igneous food group. Initially presented as evil and bent on the destruction of all that is not smooth pudding, he figures into the plot in increasingly complicated ways.

• Mr. Disease (a Chinese characterTraditional Chinese and other languages. Simplified Chinese Chinese characters or Han characters (/) are used in the written forms of the Chinese language, and to varying degrees in the Japanese and Korean languages (though the latter only in South Korea)) - Restauranteur, cuisine magician, and keeper of the metamorphic food group. Mr. Disease trained Triange in cuisine magic, and his advice and chinese food is often appreciated.

• Linda Concarne (a shaded rectangleIn geometry, a rectangle is a defined as a quadrilateral polygon in which all four angles are right angles. From this definition, it follows that a rectangle has two pairs of opposite sides of equal length; that is, a rectangle is a parallelogram. A squar) - The meatMeat is animal flesh (mainly muscle tissue) used as food, sometimes with the exception of fish, other seafood, and poultry. Originally, the word meat meant simply "food". It is also used as a vulgar way to refer to the human body. see meat market. For the sentry, formerly meat enforcer with the International Culinary Institute. She shouts a lot, sometimes flips out and kills people, and doesn't always get along with the other sentries.

• The Grain Sentry (an equilateral triangle, partly shaded) - The Grain sentry, formerly the Food Pyramid was on the run from the law when he was introduced, having been framed by the International Culinary Institute in an attempt to preserve the doctrine of the food groups . His name cleared by Triangle and Robert, he has joined the other sentries.

• The Vegetable Sentry (an acute isosceles triangle, point down) - The vegetable sentry was introduced in a deep, coma-like mediation from which Triangle and Robert had to awaken him in order to deal with a threat from Orpuddex.

• The Dairy Sentry (an irregular heptagon) - Originally introduced in an echanted form as an inverted capital 'G', the dairy sentry was Triangle and Robert's pet dog prior to his disenchantment by the power of the bone of the Starham.

• The Cornersheep (a rectangular place-holder marked "Insert Super-Intelligent Telepathic Sheep") - The Cornersheep is an super-intelligent telepathic sheep and sometime arch-villain, created when Robert's attempt to rustle sheep by hotwiring them went wrong. Triangle and Robert then gave up sheep rustling in favor or wacky scheme consulting. The Cornersheep commands a herd of ordinary sheep from a headquarters in Scotland, and occasionally makes trouble.

• Prozac the Bear (a prozac capsule) - Probably the weirdest character, Prozac is shunned by the other characters, and his role in the strip has never been made entirely clear. He just barely makes enough sense to be part of the plot.

• The MSG entity (not pictured) - An entity which emerged from the world's supply of MSG gaining consciousness. It is able to influence the plot by forming itself into shapes, such as a dome, or a spaceship.

• The Cartoonist (not pictured) - The Cartoonist has an ambiguous relationship with his creations, but continues to draw Triangle and Robert despite criticisms from inside the strip, and sometimes despite his paint program not working properly, forcing a temporary text-only mode.

• The Beforings (not pictured) - The Beforings seem to be creators of Triangle and Robert's universe in a different sense than the Cartoonist is. They lie outside of time, and appear about once a year to remark on how things are going.

Triangle and Robert is drawn daily, and can be found at http://home.comcast.net/~pshaughn/tandr.html

Readers can follow links from that page to an archives page, where the past strips can be read, month by month.