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Sergeant Johnson is a Marine from the Halo universe. He leads a group of human marines against Covenant and Flood assaults throughout the first and second games. He is best known for his boastful, tough-guy attitude. He also seems to never die. In the beginning of Halo 2, and engineer on the Cairo orbital station asks him how he survived and made it back to Earth [after the destruction of the first Halo]. He answers that the information is classified. (In a more literal sense, when playing alongside Johnson in the single-player campaign, he literally cannot be killed.)

Quotes

From cinematics and gameplay:

• "I know I'm pretty, but we've gotta get to work!"
• "Hey bastards, knock knock!"
• "Back when I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks, we had sticks... two sticks and a rock. And we had to share the rock."
• "Usually the Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE spewing, divine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"
• "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
• "Do I look like an 8-foot-tall blue alien monster to you?"
• "Oh, I know what the ladies like."
• "Get tactical, Marines!"
• "Dammit, Jenkins, fire your weapon! Don't even think about it, Marine."
• "Boy, you always got a bad feeling about somethin'."
• "Hey, mowhawk! How's that feel?"
• "For a brick, he flew pretty good!"