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Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia the Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia:
Lydia, The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo;
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree;
Or Washington Crossing the Delaware.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia the Tattooed Lady.
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia, the Queen of them all.
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of NiagaraHorseshoe Falls, one of the three Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls is a group of massive waterfalls located on the Niagara River in eastern North America, on the border between the United States and Canada. The Falls comprises three separate waterfalls: Horse that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Come along and see Buffalo BillBuffalo Bill ( February 26, 1846 — January 10, 1917) was born William Frederick Cody in the American state of Iowa. He was one of the colorful figures of the Old West, and was perhaps a bit misunderstood. Buffalo Bill's nickname and work life He assumed h with his lassoA lasso is a loop of rope that is designed to be thrown around a target and tighten when pulled. It is now mainly used in rodeos as an attraction, but it still used to catch fleeing cattle or other livestock. Part of the historical cultures of both Mexico;
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso†.
Here is Captain SpauldingCaptain Spaulding is the signature character created by actor Groucho Marx. The character of Captain Spaulding first appeared in the Broadway play Animal Crackers and later in the 1930 film of the same name. The character's theme song, "Hooray for Captain exploring the AmazonThe Amazon River (occasionally River Amazon Spanish: Rio Amazonas of South America is one of the two longest rivers on Earth, the Nile River of Africa being the other. It has by far the greatest total flow of any river, carrying approximately 56 times as;
Here's GodivaThis article refers to Lady Godiva. Godiva can also refer to a Belgian chocolate-maker, and to the Godiva programming language. Godiva (sometimes Godgifu was a Saxon lady, who, according to legend, rode naked through the streets of Coventry in England, in, but with her pajamas on.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' The Trilon;
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on.
Here's Nijinsky a-doin' the rhumba;
Here's her social security numba.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia, the Champ of them all.
She once swept an admiral clear off his feet;
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Lydia!
I said Lydia...
(He said Lydia...)
They said Lydia...
We said Lydia, la, la!
† Mostly likely a joking reference to Pablo Picasso.
The song was also sung by Robin Williams in the 1991 film The Fisher King In that version, the reference to Andrew Jackson is changed to Michael Jackson.