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Jay and Silent Bob are the two fictional characters created by actor-writer-director Kevin Smith (who plays Silent Bob) and appearing in several of his movies. Jay is portrayed by actor Jason Mewes as an oversexed, overdrugged, hyper long-hair. Silent Bob is his best friend, who rarely says anything, but when he does, says it eloquently.The two characters have appeared in the following movies:
and also an animated television series of Clerks.
Quotes
- Silent Bob (in Clerks)
- Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
- Jay (in Clerks)
- What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
- Jay (in Clerks)
- Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. [makes a rude head gesture and car horn honks] Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
- Silent Bob (in Dogma)
- [after throwing two characters from a moving train] No ticket.
- Jay (in Dogma)
- I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
- Jay (in Dogma)
- [talking in his sleep] I didn't come in you, Pete, I swear.
- Jay (in Chasing Amy)
- You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money."
- Jay (in Chasing Amy)
- [to Holden] What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth.
- Silent Bob (reply to previous)
- Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time. You're giving me a fucking headache.
- Silent Bob (in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
- The sign on the back of the car says 'Critters of Hollywood.' You dumb fuck!
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